A recipe submitted by “hippyman” who has since passed away, at the ripe old age of 32.

From: hippyman
Date: Mon, 27 Mar 2000 13:50:57 -0800

_Wild College Girl Recipe_

Wild College Girls are extremely tasty and sweet. The species of College
Girls I prefer are; slim, large-breasted, and preferably red-headed, though
any color of fur is sufficing to the palette. You can find the College
Girl in it’s natural habitat - nearby campus bars.

While tracking the game, I suggest that great care is taken in using proper
hunting calls. The wrong call, such as “hey babe, where you been all my
life?” will usually scare the game away rather quickly. Calls that include
light banter mixed with humor often works on most game.

The fresher (as in younger) the game, the easier the catch. The elder of
the species are usually harder to catch, as they’ve been seasoned through a
few years of hunting already. They can be a delicacy also, though, as they
sometimes provide learned and well practiced flavors if captured.

Ingredients:

1 College Girl
2 mangos
2 papayas
1 lime
1 bottle of champagne
1 six pack of Guinness

Directions:

Step 1: Drink a few bottles of your Guinness, as it loosens your tongue
making for more effective hunting calls.

Step 2: Proceed to Wild College Girl habitat. Hunt.

Step 3: After locating the College Girl of your choice, transport the game
to a location; your place, her place, or hotel if you have pet game at
home[1]. Place game on couch. Fill a glass with champagne and offer it to
game. Explain that you’ll return shortly with a treat, then proceed to Step 4.

Step 4: Enter kitchen area, prepare and slice mangos and papayas. Place
into bowls. Slice lime and squeeze juice of lime over fruit. Sip remaining
Guinness at this time if desired.

Step 5: Return to game and offer fruit[2]. Refill game’s glass with
champagne[3].

Step 6: Ok, this is where the preparation gets important - After you wine
and dine the prey, you must baste it with wit, humor, and forms of
seduction to coax it into removing it’s outer layer of protective skin
(clothes). This can be a difficult task to accomplish, depending on the
nature of your catch. Usually, this form of game is more than willing to
oblige though. Once this step is achieved, move onto Step 7.

Step 7: Place game upon bed, or if preferred; table, chair, floor, washing
machine, etc…

At this point, you may indulge in the sweet taste, perfumed odor, and
beauty of the Wild College Girl.

Enjoy!

NOTE: Use of condom while dining is highly suggested. Some game may be
tainted, resulting in transfer of disease.

-hippyman

[1] The capture and transportation of game must be done with the permission
of your prey, or State Game and Wild Life (the law) will place an extremely
heavy penalty upon you.

[2] I’ve often found that Wild College Girls love being waited upon, wined,
and dined with tropical treats. Rumor has it that mangos are an
aphrodisiac, also.

[3] You may refill the game’s glass with more wine if needed, however I
suggest only offering the prey up to 3 glasses maximum. Any more than that
and the game might become unruly and sloppy. Excessive amounts of wine
given to game might also break State Game and Wild Life laws, and once
again, penalties will be placed upon you.