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For what it’s worth, I don’t like Bitch Lab, I don’t read her, I don’t think she’s very bright, and I think the main thing she piggybacked on recently was a comment thread to a post she didn’t author. Nice appropriation, that.

So: Don’t like Bitch Lab? Join the club, and don’t read her. Read the women she rips off instead. They’re better.

 


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  1. September 9th, 2006| 8:40 pm

    I sincerely resent that question mark. I am always right. :P

  2. September 10th, 2006| 10:31 am

    Hey!

    I bothered to get into this blogging deal b/c you were the straw that broke the camel’s back of resistence when I decided to read the About Lauren and About Jill pages and you declared your liberation from typho-shaming!

  3. September 10th, 2006| 2:12 pm

    1) Nice pic

    2) I see that you have adopted RB’s “two-pound shitburger” trope, even as i now realize i used your “left labia” one, somewhere in the midst of my primal scream at Pandagon last week

    3) who the fuck is this assclown anyway? she asked rhetorically (yes, i know who she is)

    4) “worrying,” or you know “paying attention” to those huddled masses yearning to breathe free, here in the You Ess or elsewhere, rilly ain’t the same as “nothing counts until everything’s perfect for everybody;” but then i suspect the disingenuous little twit knew that.

    5) believe me lady, no one here is accusing you of having higher moral capacity than anyone

    6) BL, ever read “Top Girls,” by Caryl Churchill?

    did i already ask you this once? godam motherfucking deja vu is beraking my ASS

  4. September 10th, 2006| 2:14 pm

    7) yah, i never read the “trickle down” business as anything but a nonconsensual golden shower either, and frankly don’t get how anyone DID

  5. Josh Jasper
    September 10th, 2006| 5:39 pm

    Wow. Feminist poli-blogging *and* porn for piss fetishists! You’re certainly all with the efficiency today.

  6. September 10th, 2006| 8:41 pm

    Well, this brings up the classic Marxist criticism of feminism: it’s about middle class women co-opting a movement for the rights of women in general. That’s what the middle class does, and that’s what liberalism is for.

    Her idiotic suggestion that Walmart cashiers — i.e., people who work for wages — are the lumpenproletariat is simply stupid at the bare level of words. But her point is that working class women are incapable of agency, and that only the middle class is capable of political action.

    Yes, she’s on the road to Hitchensville. But so is the middle class in general.

  7. KH
    September 11th, 2006| 2:10 am

    Less elitism that banal wannabe plutocratic narcissism. After having passed judgment in the Pandagon thread, I’ve been actually reading Hirshman. She’s absolutely rife w/ this kind of gratuitous expression of contempt for poor & working-class women. It’s like a tic. And only slightly less contempt for anyone (they’re all ‘leftists,’ which is bad) who might consider their interests. (You’ll be pleased to learn that The New Republic is a leftist rag.) And beyond the nastiness, the whole structure of her argument, esp. her staggeringly hollow concept of human flourishing, amounts to little but worship of rulership. It’s unclear whether she thinks most people, men or women, have the capacity for anything more than animal-like, inferior lives.

    On Belledame’s #3, had anyone heard of her before last December? Not me. I can’t imagine she personally could possibly be of any lasting significance for feminism (for a lawyer, she argues her case incompetently), but she’s evidently struck a chord w/ a lot of women. (It’s another matter that most of them aren’t upper class, Ivy League future rulers. Used to be that most Americans called themselves middle-class; a lot of us now seem to have promoted ourselves to the elite.)

  8. Carpenter
    September 12th, 2006| 3:07 am

    wow how about that line that her advice is for women ‘before they end up at Walmart’? As if it is avoidable. It seems to me that in order for society function as is does, where the rich control an enormous portion of the wealth and the rich get rich by paying people less, and the service industry employs a ton of people because there arent that many stable middle income factory jobs, and the working poor need somewhere to buy things cheap becuase they all have service industry jobs, someone always has to end up at Wal Mart, in fact lots of people have to end up at Wal Mart. It seems Hirschman has contempt for low payed workers that make the high payed work she wants women to do possible. Its not like everyone within this system CAN wind up a proffessor or a lawyer.

  9. KH
    September 13th, 2006| 5:56 pm

    Last weekend I posted the following comment at Linda Hirshman’s website at:

    http://www.gettoworkmanifesto......rking.html

    This afternoon, oddly, Hirshman deleted the 1st half of it (I’d posted it in 2 parts) & posted a reponse that depends for its effect on readers neither seeing the deleted passage nor even knowing it had ever existed. She simply attributes an argument to me that, as is clear from the deleted passage, I don’t make, & herself repeats a claim that I addressed at length in the same passage.

    She also seems to suggest that she won’t permit me to post a further response. I leave to others to decide whether either of these maneuvers is consistent with the minimal demands of intellectual integrity, & just ask B|L her indulgence to post the offending comment here:

    “… the amazingly banal column castigating feminism for not solving the problem of the lefties’ favorite icon, the minimum wage Wal-Mart cashier (which all other progressive movements had solved long ago, right).”

    When an important moral & social problem is described as some special or parochial group’s “favorite icon,” there’s reason to ask whether it’s being trivialized. If someone had called any of the great moral crises of the last century “the lefties’ favorite icon” & parenthetically mentioned that they’d been around since time immemorial, a lot of people would have concluded that she mightn’t be entirely morally serious. If she’d dismissed expressions of concern for the plight of European Jews under the Czar, or subject peoples under European imperialism, or American blacks, as a rhetorical device so predictable & unoriginal as to make her wonder whether they’d been produced by some automatic mechanism, readers would be right to wonder about her moral priorities. One needn’t reject your view of socialism & the left (or of TNR as a leftist magazine), or believe the problems of poor women (the vast majority of all women) are as urgent as those of these other groups, to have questions.

    It’s a commonplace that the problems of nonelite & poor women neither ever have been nor could be “solved” in one revolutionary stroke. All enduring problems – those of elite women no less than of poor ones – require patient, persistent, committed effort; but the fact, if it is one, that we have the poor always with us, that their problems weren’t “solved long ago,” neither is evidence that incremental, pragmatic progress against them isn’t possible – it’s both plainly possible & the way all social problems are addressed in liberal democracies –, nor preserves you against moral scrutiny of your casual response to them now. Least of all does it justify bland assurances that they’re so intractable as to justify directing our attention elsewhere, to the choices elite women make.

    It’s not a criticism that an author writes about one subject & not another, but legitimate questions of priorities do naturally arise. It’s not enough simply to dismiss the question of priorities by saying that the existence of one problem shouldn’t prevent you from addressing another. (It’s just as true, & unhelpful, to say that we shouldn’t wait until the problems of elite women are solved before addressing those of the nonelite majority of women.) Feminism is largely a practical moral project. You wrote a feminist book, & made claims about what feminism & its priorities should be. Other feminists, & nonfeminists, have a right to ask whether your judgments & priorities are right. In any event, your subject isn’t separable from this other one. Far from it. Poor women are a looming, albeit mute, presence in your analysis.

    It’s to your credit that you don’t wait for the millennium of gender equality within the family, that you offer advice for the world as it is. But in this world, you make choices, set priorities, draw invidious distinctions. In the world as it is, your proposal presupposes a ready supply of servants to do the domestic work you tell elite women to shun. The work won’t disappear, nor will the elite husbands of your elite women do it all, not in this world. It will largely fall to poor women. Does anyone doubt that? Nor will it become any less animal-like, unfit for intelligent, capable humans, less inimical to their flourishing, any less characteristic of a lesser life. But your complaint isn’t that it’s immoral or unfitting for poor women to do it. Far from it. And if, adventitiously, poor women lack the capacities – wealth, position, education, proximity to rulership – that make it so horrifying & immoral for upper class, Ivy League women to do it themselves, then is it more fitting that they be relegated to the role of hewers of wood & haulers of water? Your vision makes objective (or objectivizing) use of poor women as a means to other people’s ends, without adequately considering their own needs or projects.

    An alternative, equally pragmatic feminism, one that takes the needs & capacities of all women equally into account, by pressing for measures to afford poor women better alternatives than domestic service in elite households, potentially comes into conflict with your feminism, by calling into question the easy solution to the problem of getting good help that it presupposes. It’s neither banal, nor naïve, nor dangerous, nor socialist, for feminists to demand that feminist ‘advice’ cast its net more widely than the concerns of upper class, Ivy League, society page young women, the ones who see as the logical potential rulers of the rest of us. Those Wal-Mart cashiers aren’t just some leftie’s boring, unoriginal rhetorical device. Like the vast majority of other women, they’ll never have their marriages announced in the Times’ Sunday Style section, much less become the “rulers” of any hierarchical society, but their capacities & projects & dignity are as worthy & as real as any woman’s, & any feminism that doesn’t start from that fact is dead at the root.

  10. September 13th, 2006| 6:35 pm

    KH –

    indulgence?

    hell girlfriend, you can have a guest account and post away any time you feel like it!

    :)

  11. September 13th, 2006| 6:38 pm

    I couldn’t email you before to ask, but can I post this as a blog post since plenty of people don’t even bother to read the comments. shame, too, since all the good stuff gets said in the comments.

  12. KH
    September 13th, 2006| 7:25 pm

    Please, bless you my child. This nitwit now is officially on my shit list.

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